Michael Sagermann, a.k.a Bobby Snowballs Smith, was last spotted pedaling about in an area just north of Denver, taking scalps and Strava KOMs willy nilly.

armed with deep carbon rims and some serious power thanks to Crank Punk Coaching Systems, Sagermann is considered legged and dangerous and should be approached with caution.
or an espresso, as he is quite fond of those, with one of those Italian cookies on the side, the hard ones. with almonds.
here is the last known image of the man, bedecked in the fantastico CPCS kit that is still available in any damn color you can find on the Pantone chart (contact me for prices, sizing, a chat about life, advice on mullets, et cetera).
A famous Saturday ride in Denver FDR (frustrated dad’s ride). The photography is from Reid Neureiter, a local rider who at times follows the ride on his motorcycle and takes pictures.