all the possible titles i could have gone for on this post, they were just too lewd, but one thing is for sure, this kid has a hard on for cycling.
or, wait – because of cycling?
anyway, for this 22-year old cyclist, a mishap with his handlebar resulted in irregular blood flow to his old boy and a month of day-long morning glory.
that’s right, a 24 hour, 4 week erection that must have put his mother’s cushion collection to good use.
reading the article on the Irish Examiner website, i couldn’t help but wonder if he was still getting out on the bike. fortunately he’s a mountain biker, so i guess the baggy shorts are better than lycra in such a situation.
the Examiner, a paper i think i’ll have to check out more often, started out with this:
“What goes up must come down — unless you’re a mountain biker whose pecker stays erect for so long that medical intervention is necessary. After a month of gravity-defying behaviour, the offending organ was finally laid to rest at Tallaght Hospital in Dublin.”
seems all fine now though, so it was a happy ending in the end… boom boom!
thanks to Ryan Laughton for sending me this!