cycling: the new aphrodisiac?

by crankpunk

all the possible titles i could have gone for on this post, they were just too lewd, but one thing is for sure, this kid has a hard on for cycling.

or, wait – because of cycling?

anyway, for this 22-year old cyclist, a mishap with his handlebar resulted in irregular blood flow to his old boy and a month of day-long morning glory.

that’s right, a 24 hour, 4 week erection that must have put his mother’s cushion collection to good use.

yes, this is actually for sale
yes, this is actually for sale

reading the article on the Irish Examiner website, i couldn’t help but wonder if he was still getting out on the bike. fortunately he’s a mountain biker, so i guess the baggy shorts are better than lycra in such a situation.

the Examiner, a paper i think i’ll have to check out more often, started out with this:

“What goes up must come down — unless you’re a mountain biker whose pecker stays erect for so long that medical intervention is necessary. After a month of gravity-defying behaviour, the offending organ was finally laid to rest at Tallaght Hospital in Dublin.”


seems all fine now though, so it was a happy ending in the end… boom boom!

thanks to Ryan Laughton for sending me this!


Author: Lee Rodgers

Cycling coach, race organiser, former professional cyclist and the original CrankPunk.

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