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is farting the new doping?

  • by Lee Rodgers
  • Posted on December 17, 2014

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crankpunk to take up triathlon… but could i pull off a belly top and speedos?

  • by Lee Rodgers
  • Posted on November 19, 2014November 19, 2014

INDEED just WHAT has the WORLD COME TO? i woke up this morning with the…

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6 responses to “crankpunk to take up triathlon… but could i pull off a belly top and speedos?”

  1. arno Avatar
    arno
    November 19, 2014

    Nice analyze. But I reckon you will have to learn to say hello while riding , that TT bike are indeed much faster , Brick can’t swim , pack riding ain’t cool , cap below the helmets ain’t cool , and that there is no prize money for the fastest bike split. Ah did someone told you that you may need to run time to time and that like wolf under a full moon you might want to gather mid October in the middle of the pacific. Enjoy 🙂

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    1. crankpunk Avatar
      crankpunk
      November 19, 2014

      hahaha nice reply arno. fortunately i am a friendly cyclist, though i’ve never ridden a TT bike, i do in fact swim like a brick, i spend most of my time off the back of the pack anyway, don’t like to wear a cap and never win a sprint.

      phew.

      i can run if there’s a beer waiting for me at the end and i reckon that a wolf in the Pacific might sink, so i’ll just wear those kiddie arm float things. sorted 😉

      see you in the speedo section at the sport store..

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  2. Themartincox Avatar
    Themartincox
    November 19, 2014

    I have the same troubles that haunt my sleep, I figure when I hit 40 I will have my mid-life crisis and rather than getting an ear-pierced I will do an Ironman!

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    1. crankpunk Avatar
      crankpunk
      November 19, 2014

      we can do a team one then, Kona 2018 or whatever – CPMC M-L-C TRI Team..!

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  3. Craig Avatar
    Craig
    November 19, 2014

    You have to go with Budgey Smugglers rather than Speedo’s! Faris is one of the few guys left that rock the speedo old school – if you are doing your first tri it should be required! An Ironman isn’t that hard … just a really long day that is catered … what more could you want?

    Love the Savageman clip … and to think that you got a brick for finishing that climb without touching down!

    Do it do it do it …. completing a long course triathlon will really help you appreciate bike racing … it is a weird experience. This from someone who has done 4 IM’s, 8 Halfs and numerous other things …. you will only regret it if you drown and then, well, will you really feel regret???

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    Drago
    November 20, 2014

    Expect a registered letter from my lawyer for exposing me to those photos without proper warning.

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