{"id":5230,"date":"2014-12-16T04:54:09","date_gmt":"2014-12-16T04:54:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankpunk.com\/?p=5230"},"modified":"2014-12-16T12:13:46","modified_gmt":"2014-12-16T12:13:46","slug":"things-that-make-you-go-hmmmmmmm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crankpunk.com\/ja\/2014\/12\/16\/things-that-make-you-go-hmmmmmmm\/","title":{"rendered":"things that make you go hmmmmmmm&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>can&#8217;t kick Astana out cos apparently it&#8217;s not in *the rules*.<\/p>\n<p>well, what great and auspicious rules we have. brilliant. have to kick out Europcar cos they are something like 5% short on the finances required for World Tour status, but a team that has a 500% increase in dopers over 3 months can stay.<\/p>\n<p>well lah-de-dah.<\/p>\n<p>someone replied to my article last week pointing to the inner ring article about how Cookson had no choice but to grant Astana its license for 2015.<\/p>\n<p>i replied:<\/p>\n<p><em><span class=\"UFICommentBody\">the article was written in light of the fact that the UCI has been facilitating cheating for many many years. the fact that in the UCI rules there are none that would allow them to kick out an outfit that has has had 5 positives (and then let&#8217;s think about Kreuziger\/Contador\/Vino and on) in three months tells you that there is something inherently wrong with the organisation. <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span class=\"UFICommentBody\">there is no rule on unethical behaviour and bringing the sport into disrepute that a presiding committee that included independent folk couldn&#8217;t rule on? why not? have a referendum on it by asking your members &#8211; and remember, if you hold a license you are a member of the UCI &#8211; and let them decide. <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span class=\"UFICommentBody\">you can say &#8216;well these are the rules&#8217; all day long but if the rules are ineffective there must come a time surely when we question why these are &#8216;the rules&#8217; and in whose interests it is to have to adhere to such useless regulations. the UCI have done just about nothing to garner our trust in the past 25 years. this is not isolated &#8211; they&#8217;re on a cracking run of f&amp;*k ups and here is Cookson handing out a license almost no one wants to see awarded and having commentators cocking their snouts and saying &#8216;well those are the rules&#8217; &#8211; and i really wish there was a font called &#8216;Patronising &amp; Snide&#8217;, cos it&#8217;d be applicable there. <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span class=\"UFICommentBody\">what have &#8216;the rules&#8217; done to this sport? damn. *the rules* suck.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>i was a bit angry when i wrote that, and i should not have implied that that &#8216;the rules&#8217; line was snide &#8211; it is patronising though, i&#8217;ll keep that in.<\/p>\n<p>anyway, yesterday i was reading <em>The Guardian <\/em>and came across a story about a City executive named Jonathan Paul Burrows who is now a <em>former <\/em>City exec. Why? Because he was thrown out by the Financial Conduct Authority for <span style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><em>dodging train fares.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Yes.<\/p>\n<p>Dodging train fares.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5231\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5231\" style=\"width: 460px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5231\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/crankpunk.com\/ja\/2014\/12\/16\/things-that-make-you-go-hmmmmmmm\/77d29a05-f5ee-402e-8e80-ce9622c47856-460x276\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/crankpunk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/77d29a05-f5ee-402e-8e80-ce9622c47856-460x276.jpg?fit=460%2C276&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"460,276\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;4.5&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Jamie Wiseman&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;NIKON D3&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Jul 31, 2014 - Kent, UK - WITH two country mansions worth \\u00a34million and a salary of up to \\u00a31million, you&#039;d think Jonathan Burrows could afford the \\u00a321.50 rail fare from his home to London.\\nBut he can today be unmasked as the mystery fare dodger of East Sussex who hit the news after settling a \\u00a343,000 bill for unpaid tickets over five years.\\nThe 44-year-old investment executive is thought to be the biggest fare dodger in history. (Credit Image: \\u00a9 Jamie Wiseman\/Daily Mail\/SOLO Syndication)&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1406838069&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;\\u00a9 2014 by Daily Mail&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;200&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;800&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.005&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"77d29a05-f5ee-402e-8e80-ce9622c47856-460&amp;#215;276\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;Jul 31, 2014 &amp;#8211; Kent, UK &amp;#8211; WITH two country mansions worth \u00a34million and a salary of up to \u00a31million, you&amp;#8217;d think Jonathan Burrows could afford the \u00a321.50 rail fare from his home to London.&lt;br \/&gt;But he can today be unmasked as the mystery fare dodger of East Sussex who hit the news after settling a \u00a343,000 bill for unpaid tickets over five years.&lt;br \/&gt;The 44-year-old investment executive is thought to be the biggest fare dodger in history. (Credit Image: \u00a9 Jamie Wiseman\/Daily Mail\/SOLO Syndication)&lt;\/p&gt;\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Mr. Burrows&lt;\/p&gt;\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/crankpunk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/77d29a05-f5ee-402e-8e80-ce9622c47856-460x276.jpg?fit=460%2C276&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5231\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/crankpunk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/77d29a05-f5ee-402e-8e80-ce9622c47856-460x276.jpg?resize=460%2C276&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Mr. Burrows\" width=\"460\" height=\"276\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5231\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Mr. Burrows<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>To be fare (hi-hat please), he was quite the fare dodger.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;His dishonest behaviour came to the attention of the City watchdog after it came to light that he had saved himself almost \u00a343,000 over several years by exploiting a loophole at the ticket barriers,&#8221; notes <em>The Guardian.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Burrows would get on the train at his station which had no fare barrier, then get off in London and use his travel card, paying a third of what he should have paid.<\/p>\n<p>Pretty sneaky right? Tut tut, Mr. Burrows.<\/p>\n<p>Even more naughty when you learn that Burrows, who worked for Blackrock, earned 1 million pounds a year.<\/p>\n<p>And all this has certainly cost him. He didn&#8217;t just get a 2-year ban, but <em>was banned for life from any senior role in the financial services industry.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8221; He will never again be allowed into a position of authority, although, in theory, he could take junior back-office jobs,&#8221; said <em>The Guardian.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>(Vino as tire-pumper-upper, love that idea).<\/p>\n<p>The ruling was passed down under the FCA regulation which demands that its members must pass a &#8216;fit and proper&#8217; test, something Burrows was deemed to have failed with his fare dodging.<\/p>\n<p>Outsiders, like myself, might look at this ruling and wonder why just about everyone in the financial industry in the UK hasn&#8217;t failed this test, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/business\/2014\/dec\/15\/ca-ban-43000-fare-dodger-financial-services-industry-blackrock-jonathan-burrows\">something Burrows alludes to in the article<\/a>, but it certainly is something that you wonder why the world sporting bodies can&#8217;t incorporate.<\/p>\n<p>And not only why they <em>can&#8217;t, <\/em>but why they haven&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Things that make you go hmmmm, indeed.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>can&#8217;t kick Astana out cos apparently it&#8217;s not in *the rules*. well, what great and auspicious rules we have. brilliant. have to kick out Europcar cos they are something like 5% short on the finances required for World Tour status, but a team that has a 500% increase in dopers over 3 months can stay. well lah-de-dah. someone replied to my article last week pointing to the inner ring article about how Cookson had no choice but to grant Astana its license for 2015. i replied: the article was written in light of the fact that the UCI has been facilitating cheating for many many years. the fact that in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":40955418,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","wpupg_custom_link":[],"wpupg_custom_link_behaviour":[],"wpupg_custom_link_nofollow":[],"wpupg_custom_image":[],"wpupg_custom_image_id":[],"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_wpcom_ai_launchpad_first_post":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"{title}\n\n{excerpt}\n\n{url}","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[159546164],"tags":[1128683,465198,8155199,759663,1608196,22714],"class_list":["post-5230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-punkopinion","tag-astana","tag-burrows","tag-cookson","tag-fare-dodging","tag-fca","tag-rules"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.10 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"description\" content=\"can&#039;t kick Astana out cos apparently it&#039;s not in *the rules*. well, what great and auspicious rules we have. brilliant. have to kick out Europcar cos they are something like 5% short on the finances required for World Tour status, but a team that has a 500% increase in dopers over 3 months can stay.\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"max-image-preview:large\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Lee Rodgers\"\/>\n\t<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/crankpunk.com\/ja\/2014\/12\/16\/things-that-make-you-go-hmmmmmmm\/\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"generator\" content=\"All in One SEO (AIOSEO) 4.9.10\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ja_JP\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"C.P.              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