{"id":4464,"date":"2014-08-21T08:39:08","date_gmt":"2014-08-21T08:39:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankpunk.com\/?p=4464"},"modified":"2014-08-21T08:39:08","modified_gmt":"2014-08-21T08:39:08","slug":"imitation-they-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crankpunk.com\/ja\/2014\/08\/21\/imitation-they-say\/","title":{"rendered":"imitation, they say…"},"content":{"rendered":"

is nothing short of laziness.<\/p>\n

or, wait some folk say… is the sincerest form of flattery. or something like that. well, check this out – CRANKPUMP!<\/p>\n

it’ll be a huge success. cos everyone has shimano hollowtech cranks. and no one has pockets. brilliant!<\/p>\n

click here to see the CRANKPUMP! video<\/a> and to hear the voiceover from a woman who was kept in a darkened room for the past 11 years.<\/p>\n

and what a smooth-line<\/em> looking bike…<\/p>\n

\"really?\"
really?<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"yes,
yes, for 50 quid you can become a TEST-PILOT! and not an idiot who sent in 50 quid to test something that costs 89p to make!<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"lovely
lovely line drawings abound!<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

is nothing short of laziness. or, wait some folk say… is the sincerest form of flattery. or something like that. well, check this out – CRANKPUMP! it’ll be a huge success. cos everyone has shimano hollowtech cranks. and no one has pockets. brilliant! click here to see the CRANKPUMP! video and to hear the voiceover from a woman who was kept in a darkened room for the past 11 years. and what a smooth-line looking bike…    <\/p>","protected":false},"author":40955418,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","wpupg_custom_link":[],"wpupg_custom_link_behaviour":[],"wpupg_custom_link_nofollow":[],"wpupg_custom_image":[],"wpupg_custom_image_id":[],"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_wpcom_ai_launchpad_first_post":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"{title}\n\n{excerpt}\n\n{url}","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[159546164,309,1],"tags":[9220376,6407295,257942500,54552511,410659],"class_list":["post-4464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-punkopinion","category-reviews","category-uncategorized","tag-bike-radar","tag-bloody-useless","tag-crankpump","tag-hollowtech","tag-shimano"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t