{"id":4464,"date":"2014-08-21T08:39:08","date_gmt":"2014-08-21T08:39:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankpunk.com\/?p=4464"},"modified":"2014-08-21T08:39:08","modified_gmt":"2014-08-21T08:39:08","slug":"imitation-they-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crankpunk.com\/ja\/2014\/08\/21\/imitation-they-say\/","title":{"rendered":"imitation, they say&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>is nothing short of laziness.<\/p>\n<p>or, wait some folk say&#8230; is the sincerest form of flattery. or something like that. well, check this out &#8211; CRANKPUMP!<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;ll be a huge success. cos everyone has shimano hollowtech cranks. and no one has pockets. brilliant!<\/p>\n<p>click <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kickstarter.com\/projects\/crankpump\/crankpump-the-invisible-bike-pump\">here to see the CRANKPUMP! video<\/a> and to hear the voiceover from a woman who was kept in a darkened room for the past 11 years.<\/p>\n<p>and what a <em>smooth-line<\/em> looking bike&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4463\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4463\" style=\"width: 760px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4463\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/crankpunk.com\/ja\/2014\/08\/21\/imitation-they-say\/screen-shot-2014-08-21-at-16-23-23\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/crankpunk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/screen-shot-2014-08-21-at-16-23-23.png?fit=760%2C353&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"760,353\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Screen Shot 2014-08-21 at 16.23.23\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;really?&lt;\/p&gt;\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/crankpunk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/screen-shot-2014-08-21-at-16-23-23.png?fit=760%2C353&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4463\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/crankpunk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/screen-shot-2014-08-21-at-16-23-23.png?resize=760%2C353&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"really?\" width=\"760\" height=\"353\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4463\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>really?<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4467\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4467\" style=\"width: 577px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4467\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/crankpunk.com\/ja\/2014\/08\/21\/imitation-they-say\/screen-shot-2014-08-21-at-16-33-09\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/crankpunk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/screen-shot-2014-08-21-at-16-33-09.png?fit=577%2C326&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"577,326\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Screen Shot 2014-08-21 at 16.33.09\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;yes, for 50 quid you can become a TEST-PILOT! and not an idiot who sent in 50 quid to test something that costs 89p to make! &lt;\/p&gt;\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/crankpunk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/screen-shot-2014-08-21-at-16-33-09.png?fit=577%2C326&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4467\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/crankpunk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/screen-shot-2014-08-21-at-16-33-09.png?resize=577%2C326&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"yes, for 50 quid you can become a TEST-PILOT! and not an idiot who sent in 50 quid to test something that costs 89p to make! \" width=\"577\" height=\"326\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4467\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>yes, for 50 quid you can become a TEST-PILOT! and not an idiot who sent in 50 quid to test something that costs 89p to make!<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4466\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4466\" style=\"width: 559px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4466\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/crankpunk.com\/ja\/2014\/08\/21\/imitation-they-say\/screen-shot-2014-08-21-at-16-32-50\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/crankpunk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/screen-shot-2014-08-21-at-16-32-50.png?fit=559%2C416&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"559,416\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Screen Shot 2014-08-21 at 16.32.50\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;lovely line drawings abound!&lt;\/p&gt;\" 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looking bike&#8230; &nbsp; 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