{"id":4226,"date":"2014-05-24T15:09:25","date_gmt":"2014-05-24T15:09:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankpunk.com\/?p=4226"},"modified":"2014-05-24T15:09:25","modified_gmt":"2014-05-24T15:09:25","slug":"merida-making-crap-commercials-since-way-too-long","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crankpunk.com\/ja\/2014\/05\/24\/merida-making-crap-commercials-since-way-too-long\/","title":{"rendered":"Merida: making crap commercials since way too long"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>no commentary here. just watch. painful.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/amnNfCseLnc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=ja&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>and after that pair,\u00a0 Rui Costa, sounding like a sociopath who might just eat human flesh on the weekends.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Ph1Y5VXmHEo?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=ja&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>no commentary here. just watch. painful. and after that pair,\u00a0 Rui Costa, sounding like a sociopath who might just eat human flesh on the weekends. &nbsp;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":40955418,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","wpupg_custom_link":[],"wpupg_custom_link_behaviour":[],"wpupg_custom_link_nofollow":[],"wpupg_custom_image":[],"wpupg_custom_image_id":[],"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Merida: making crap commercials since way too long","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1149],"tags":[6518,2174,231443,600053],"class_list":["post-4226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-videos","tag-advertisement","tag-commercial","tag-merida","tag-rui-costa"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2OfoS-16a","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4347,"url":"https:\/\/crankpunk.com\/ja\/2014\/06\/23\/crankpunk-on-pez-on-the-tour-de-suisse-part-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":4226,"position":0},"title":"crankpunk on PEZ on the Tour de Suisse, part 2","author":"Lee Rodgers","date":"6\u6708 23, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"what a corker that final stage was. 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