{"id":3598,"date":"2014-01-15T12:30:04","date_gmt":"2014-01-15T12:30:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crankpunk.com\/?p=3598"},"modified":"2014-01-15T12:30:04","modified_gmt":"2014-01-15T12:30:04","slug":"cycling-the-new-aphrodisiac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crankpunk.com\/ja\/2014\/01\/15\/cycling-the-new-aphrodisiac\/","title":{"rendered":"cycling: the new aphrodisiac?"},"content":{"rendered":"

by crankpunk<\/em><\/p>\n

all the possible titles i could have gone for on this post, they were just too lewd, but one thing is for sure, this kid has a hard on for cycling.<\/p>\n

or, wait – because <\/em>of cycling?<\/p>\n

anyway, for this 22-year old cyclist, a mishap with his handlebar resulted in irregular blood flow to his old boy and a month of day-long morning glory.<\/p>\n

that’s right, a 24 hour, 4 week erection that must have put his mother’s cushion collection to good use.<\/p>\n

\"yes,<\/a>
yes, this is actually for sale<\/em><\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

reading the article on the Irish Examiner<\/em><\/a> website, i couldn’t help but wonder if he was still getting out on the bike. fortunately he’s a mountain biker, so i guess the baggy shorts are better than lycra in such a situation.<\/p>\n

the Examiner, <\/em>a paper i think i’ll have to check out more often, started out with this:<\/p>\n

“What goes up must come down \u2014 unless you\u2019re a mountain biker whose pecker stays erect for so long that medical intervention is necessary. After a month of gravity-defying behaviour, the offending organ was finally laid to rest at Tallaght Hospital in Dublin.”<\/p>\n

brilliant.<\/p>\n

seems all fine now though, so it was a happy ending in the end… boom boom!<\/p>\n

thanks to Ryan Laughton for sending me this!<\/em><\/p>\n

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by crankpunk all the possible titles i could have gone for on this post, they were just too lewd, but one thing is for sure, this kid has a hard on for cycling. or, wait – because of cycling? anyway, for this 22-year old cyclist, a mishap with his handlebar resulted in irregular blood flow to his old boy and a month of day-long morning glory. that’s right, a 24 hour, 4 week erection that must have put his mother’s cushion collection to good use. reading the article on the Irish Examiner website, i couldn’t help but wonder if he was still getting out on the bike. fortunately he’s a 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