{"id":13571,"date":"2022-08-13T10:50:58","date_gmt":"2022-08-13T02:50:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/atomic-temporary-41528274.wpcomstaging.com\/?p=13571"},"modified":"2022-08-13T11:00:39","modified_gmt":"2022-08-13T11:00:39","slug":"kanye-west-designs-new-yeezy-foam-helmet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crankpunk.com\/ja\/2022\/08\/13\/kanye-west-designs-new-yeezy-foam-helmet\/","title":{"rendered":"KANYE WEST DESIGNS NEW YEEZY ‘FOAM HELMET’"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Donald loves it [allegedly], and it’s certainly ‘trumped’ predictions of where the man who helped put the GRATE in MAGA would wander off to next. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Is this thing even real? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I frankly don’t care, I mean, if anyone bought his foam shoes, they’ll buy this. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Some versions of these sneeks are going for over $1200, so put that in your foam pipe and smoke it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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But this helmet… People on Twitter are saying it’s FIRE, ie awesome, and there is demand:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\nhttps:\/\/twitter.com\/SoupKoola\/status\/1558161779733274625?s=20&t=JVALmXnAO1fuAPtDK-Z0ow<\/a>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

FIRE.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This guy though, is not fooled…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\nhttps:\/\/twitter.com\/TheTrueBando\/status\/1558180141423116288?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1558180141423116288%7Ctwgr%5Ehb_0_10%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpublish.twitter.com%2F%3Fquery%3Dhttps3A2F2Ftwitter.com2FTheTrueBando2Fstatus2F1558180141423116288widget%3DTweet<\/a>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Wait, did this thing pass the UCI regulations…?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

100% authentic in a world riddled with the inauthentic, the YEEZY Foam Helmet will drain your bank account but make you cool as pantyhose filled with ice. <\/p>","protected":false},"author":40955418,"featured_media":13577,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","wpupg_custom_link":[],"wpupg_custom_link_behaviour":[],"wpupg_custom_link_nofollow":[],"wpupg_custom_image":[],"wpupg_custom_image_id":[],"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_wpcom_ai_launchpad_first_post":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Yes indeed, where IS the world going to, and can I get a ticket please?","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[22794],"tags":[22518457,761917,159015,315252,64613,5008982],"class_list":["post-13571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-clothing","tag-cycling-helmet","tag-foam","tag-helmet","tag-kanye","tag-kanye-west","tag-yeezy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t